What happens when my brother and I are bored…LOL!!!

Lost 30 pounds in three months.

collegista:

Whoever Photoshopped this image needs to go back to Photoshop school. Either that, or this girl was born with a belly button distinctly higher and further to the right than normal. In which case I applaud the modelling agency who hired her. And also the company who manufactured the bikini managed to make the top actually float over her skin. Incredible.

She is arching to the left…making her belly button go to the right. Try it. Yours will do the same.

Yes, friends…this is Zac Galefinakis in a bathing suit posing for vanity fair. I f*cking love him!!

Favorite show EVER

someone you know loses weight, and you’re so happy for them! And you ask how they did it, now all the sudden they’re a nutritionist/weight loss coach and tell you that you have to pay for their program because they can’t just go around telling everyone how they did it…and you’ve known them for 17 years….

you have your phone dangling in front of your face while you’re laying down, then all of the sudden it magically ninja jumps out of your fingers and scissors kicks you in the face?!!!

Loooove Jason mews!